The bro's take
Not My Grandpa is listed in our Premium Porn Sites category. When we checked it, notmygrandpa.com answered over HTTPS in 321 ms and served a live page. Its own title reads “Not My Grandpa”.
How this score works
At this size we score on what we can measure rather than on vibes: is it reachable, does it serve TLS, how fast is the first response, and how many hops does it bounce you through. Not My Grandpa currently sits at 8.2/10. That is an automated check, not a hands-on session — we say so because you should know which one you are reading. Dead or hijacked domains get pulled on the next pass.
What to expect
Pricing is listed as paid. If you want the closest alternatives, the box below lists other premium porn sites we have checked.
